Monday, June 16, 2008

Sprained Wang Hurts Yanks

By: Guido

The only bright spot for the Yankees' pitching rotation will be spending part of his summer vacation on the DL.

Chien-Ming Wang(no relation to Long-Duck Dong) suffered a mild foot sprain while running the bases against Houston on Sunday. Wang didn't give up and runs on 6 hits in his 5 innings of work. In addition to the 6 weeks it takes to heal, Wang will still have another 4 weeks or so to get himself back into playing form.

This is a huge victory for the Republic. The evil Empire is currently 6 games out of first place and in danger of falling fast. Wang lead the Yankees in victories with 19in 2006 and 2007 but may not pitch again this season.

Alrighty then, lets add that up. 6 hits. 6 weeks. 6 games out. Hmmm...interesting...just as I suspected...The New York Yankees are the antichrist...the antichrist with a sprained wang.

1 comment:

Sports Jerks said...

These Wang jokes are so childish and tasteless. God I love them.