Sunday, September 14, 2008

NFL Notes for Week 2

By: Guido

Here's the scenario: 3rd and 1 at the 50yrd line, 3:00 to go in the 4th.
What do you do? You sure as hell don't pass the ball, right? Oh wait, Ron Turner is your offensive coordinator, you say? Well fuck yeah, throw that pigskin. Well isn't that cute, BUT IT'S WRONG!!! The Bears need to fire Turner. He is a waterhead.

I think the Patriots will be just fine. Brady needs some time off anyways. He's got some mouths to feed. He's a white athlete. Which has everything to do with the fact that he LOVES and CARES for his bitches...and probably his kids.

What's the deal in Jacksonville? Looks like a bust to me. Same with Minnesota.

Jay Cutler may actually be a NFL quarterback. Who woulda thought?

Green Bay looks pretty tough and Rodgers has played well. We'll see what happens when he meets Brian Urlacher. I think they will get along swimmingly.

I'm sure that Tony Romo is a great guy, but as long as captain assclown is on his team then I can't cheer for Dallas. I would love to see TO eat shit Monday Night. It won't happen, however, as McNabb is planning on getting hurt and going on IR for the year.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

According to reports in the Tribune, the play call was a run and Orton audibled out of it. Ron Turner is still a waterhead, but that call isn't on him.

--Harvey