Monday, March 22, 2010

That's Nuts!

By: Guido

Dream 13 took place Monday night in Japan, which is kinda like the future here since it's early afternoon. Josh Barnett vs Mighty Mo proved to be a boring and forgettable affair...except for the nut shots! Barnett connected with Might Mo's man purse twice in the fight before finally ending the match with and arm lock which forced Mo to tap. After the fight, Barnett offered his nuts to Mo, who gladly accepted with his knee.



So...Barnett has tested positive for anabolic steroids three times(2002, 2006 and 2009). My guess is that his nuts are as small as Barry Bonds' wrinkly crinkly sack of skin so he probably didn't even feel it.

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