Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Biggest Offseason Moves 2010

By: Hair Diaper

1. Phillies Trade for Roy Hallady
2. Cardinals sign "Nads" Holliday
3. Milton Bradley becomes Mariners problem...
4. ...Carlos Silva and his fatness become Cubs problem
5. Yankees trade for Granderson, trying to buy another title
6. Red Sox sign a bunch of guys...who cares about the damn AL East?
7. Braves trade away "Little Game" Javier Vazquez
8. Jason Bay signs with Mets
9. Vlad to Rangers
10. Chone Figgens signs with Mariners
11. Cubs flip the Marlon Byrd 3 years
12. Dave Duncan works magic with Brad Penny

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