You Must Be Mistaken

By: Guido

I can across this little story earlier and i must say, I'm quite shaken up by it. No, Paul Bako isn't back. It seems that a former Cincinnati Reds pitcher is being held on $99,008.36 bail because of failure to pay child support. Here's the kicker. He's white!

Yes! Scary isn't it? It's unheard of for a white athlete to not pay child support. Let's say he owns a bar and isn't paying child support, or maybe he's a soldier that's been living in a trailer park or he runs a meth lab...then maybe i would understand. This is crazy. We're not talking about Shawn Kemp or Pookey Reese. We're talking about some piece of shit who's making white people look bad. Science Damn you Tom Browning. Oh wait, his last name has brown in it. Well there you go then.