Baseball tidbits and more

By: Guido

Milton Bradley shall patrol right field for the Cubs this coming season. Unless, of course, Len Kasper or Bob Brenley rub Milton the wrong way. I don't mind Milton. He did a heck of a job for my fantasy team last season. Injuries aside, the guy can hit. Hendry is giving Bradley #21. Reed Johnson will split time with some Japanese player that the Cubs Paid top dollar for last year. Can't recall the name...Choi?

Hey gang, this time in 2012 we will be celebrating Kyle Orton's 3rd NFL MVP win. Just as Harvey predicted. Who won the other, you ask? Some running back by the name Forte.

John Smoltz signed with the Red Sox earlier today. What a dickish thing for a guy who's far from a dick to do. I like John Smoltz. However, I'm growing tired of Boston. And all these Boston fans. New and Old. Fuck'em.

The Brew Crew signed Trevor Hoffman. Anything's better than last year's bullpen.

Let me tell you something hilarious. The St. Louis Cardinals have yet to do shit this off season. With the way all the NL Central teams have improved over the past couple years, the Cards haven't done shit. And if it stays like that, the Cards will be a 5th or 6th place team. The Astros should be their main competitor for the bottom of the barrel. The Reds have alot of young talent and should put alot of that together this spring. The Pirates can only get better and with Ryan Doumit, they will get better. The Brewers will be right there in the wild card hunt come October. The Cubs will win this division. What they do in the playoffs depends on if they can re-learn how to hit, field, and pitch in the time between clinching the division and the start of the NLDS. If they need me to help, I'll be available. I always am. Anyways, i just wanted to point out how funny it is that the Cards are prepping themselves to blow major cock.