Friday, January 8, 2010

MLB 2010 Promos

By Guido

Way back in 2007, Harvey and I made of list of hilarious Promo nights and give-a-ways that various MLB teams could use. Here are some of the highlights:

Barry Bonds guide to interview etiquette
Rafael Palmeiro lie detector kit
Jim Edmonds first aid kit night
Pepsi and Taco Bell present Sammy Sosa pocket translator
Pokey Reese free condom night
Tony La Russa mugshot t-shirt night
Sammy Sosa game used cork baseball card by Topps
Anger Management for Dummies by Milton Bradley
Racism for Dummies by Milton Bradley
Milton Bradley foam finger night. Use it to point the finger at everybody but yourself
Mike Piazza's Express for Men gift card
St. Louis Cardinals home breathalyzer(not for use at stop lights)
Randy Johnson mullet and mustache night
Chicago Cubs lucky goats foot night
NY Yankees ass hat night
Tony Gywnn's guide to conversing like a well groomed gentleman
Ozzie Guillen's Big Book of Racial Slurs and Other Bigotry
NY Mets contract night. 1st 10,000 fans get a 5yr contract worth $70 mil.
Andruw Jones Buffet Night


That's probably enough for now. Give it a few months and we will be able to add some more Milton Bradley funnies. And I'm sure there is bound to be some Cardinals player that gets a DUI. What ever happened to Bo Hart by the way?






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