2011 ASG Hightlights

By: Clay

This trophy for the "Are You Fucking Kidding" award goes to Mike Quade by way of Bruce Bochy.

When I saw Mike Quade during the roster introductions, I lost my shit. How? Why is he here? I can understand Kirk Gibson for obvious reasons, but Mike Quade. Oh my god. I was shocked and laughing but I still didn't get it. Absolutely no business accepting the invite from Bruce Bochey. Jesus, Bruce, you could have had any other manager but you went with Quade(replacing Jim Riggleman). Clint Hurdle would have been a deserving choice as well as La Russa.

Just another embarrassing moment to add to the 2011 Cubs season.

2011 ASG Highlights BEST MOMENT

By: Clay

Best Moment: Justin Timberlake, Mark Grace, Joe Buck

Joe Buck: We go down for a visit with a special guest, here's Mark Grace.

Mark Grace: I'm down here in the pool area, with the star of the upcoming comedy, Friends With Benefits. Welcome Justin Timberlake, how ya doin' brother?

Justin Timberlake: Joe Buck, you're calling a great game, Joe!

Joe Buck: Thanks, Justin.

Justin Timberlake: Just a classy guy-

Joe Buck: Thanks.

Justin Timberlake: -with a classy voice

Mark Grace: Now you wanted ballpark food. Peanuts, popcorn, hot dogs, which one’s your favorite?

Justin Timberlake: My favorite? Just beer.

Mark Grace: Really? Beer! It’s kind of the perfect food.

Justin Timberlake: It goes with the hot dog, it goes with nachos, it goes with peanuts. Beer’s perfect. Beer never got mad at me because I didn’t call beer back.

Mark Grace: That’s a very good point. That is a very good point