What's in a name?

By: Harvey

Today's front page poll on ESPN.com wants to know your favorite Shaquille O'Neal nickname. Your choices are:

— Shaq Daddy

— Shaq Diesel

— The Big Aristotle

— The Big Cactus

— Wilt Chamberneazy

I didn't vote, because my choice, The Big Dumb Motherfucker, apparently didn't make the final cut of choices. Damn it.