Nick Diaz: whiny baby, thug or misunderstood?

By: Clay

If you aren't familiar with UFC welterweight fighter Nick Diaz, let me give you the scoop. Nick hails from the "209", aka Stockton, California. He attended one year at Tokay High School before dropping out to practice mixed martial arts. In the most recent UFC Primetime show, his coaches never once mentioned that they were disappointed he dropped out of school to train. Apparently they didn't care.

I'm just gonna list this shit because of how much there is on this guy, er, child. So, eventually Diaz becomes a pretty damn good fighter. He ends up in the UFC, wins some and lose some. After a hard fought loss, Diaz gets into a post-fight brawl with Riggs at the hospital. Suffered a six month suspension as a result of testing positive for marijuana after his victory over Takanori Gomi at Pride 23. By the way, the Nevada State Athletic Commission stated that a positive THC level would be at 15. Diaz's THC level was 175. Wowzers.

After a loss via doctor stoppage (cuts) to KJ Noons at EliteXC: Renegade, Diaz flipped the bird to the doc and shoved a camera out of his face. After Noon's win over Corbbery at EliteXC's "Return of the King" in Noon's native Hawaii, EliteXC officials brought Nick and Nate Diaz into the ring to talk about a possible rematch with Noons. Nick said to Noons, "don't be scared, homie", which prompted KJ Noon's father, Carl to lunge at Nick. Official were quick to separate the parties. The Diaz bros were then seen flipping off the crowd and Noons' corner. The rematch never happened as Noons' manager said, " As far as Nick Diaz, he's not the number one contender out there".

Nick was then scheduled to face Jay Hieron for the welterweight title at Strikeforce: Carano vs Cyborg, however Diaz failed to attain his fight license because he didn't attend the pre-fight drug test. So the fight was canceled as well as the crowning of the first Strikeforce welterweight champion. Six months later, Diaz was given another shot to be the first Strikeforce welterweight champion and this time he showed up, defeating Marius Zaromskis be ref stoppage in the first round. Undeserved second chances would become a theme for Diaz.


All hell broke loose at Strikeforce: Nashville in April 2010. During Diaz training partner Jake Shields' post fight interview, Jason "Mayhem" Miller came into the cage and interrupted Shields by asking for a rematch. Miller was then pushed by Shields and another traing partner, Strikeforce lightweight champion Gilbert Melendez. Nick Diaz then threw a punch at Miller which then started and all out one sided brawl. Nick and Nate Diaz, Melendez, attacked Miller while he was being restrained on the met by other members of the Gracie Jiu-Jitsu camp. Eventually security, referees and members of Dan Henderson's corner came to the aid of Miller and stopped the brawl. 


Once the UFC purchased Strikeforce, fans clamored for both organizations champions to fight. So, Dana White makes the decision to have Nick fight Georges St. Pierre at UFC 137. Diaz "missed" a flight to Toronto for a press conference promoting the fight. Then, Nick "missed" another flight to Las Vegas to promote the fight. Angered and worried that Diaz would no-show for the GSP fight, White removed Diaz from the fight and gave it to Carlos Condit. Dana White stated about Nick, "I will never accept his word again". When Diaz finally opened communication with the UFC, Dana gave him a fight with BJ Penn. Gsp eventually injured himself during training for the Condit fight, so that bout was scrapped and Penn/Diaz became the main event. Diaz won by decision and then called out St. Pierre, claiming that GSP wasn't really hurt. At the post fight press conference, Dana would give Diaz another chance to fight for the title.


While training for his UFC 143 fight with Nick Diaz, GSP injured his ACL, thus opening the door for Carlos Condit to step in and fight Nick Diaz for the interim welterweight title. Condit avoided Diaz's strikes and didn't get sucked into Diaz's game of trash talking during the fight and showing up your opponent. Carlos won by unanimous decision due largely in part of Diaz failing to make adjustments to the strategy of movement and counter striking employed by Condit. In the post fight interview, a very disrespectful Diaz stated "he didn't need this shit" and would retired because he felt he won the match without question. 


With GSP out until November, Dana decided to give Diaz an immediate rematch against Carlos Condit. Condit, wanting to wait for the GSP fight, did as champions do and accepted the rematch. And that is where we stand.


Now, after all the shit Nick Diaz has done, the only real punishment he received was the six month suspension. Here's Nick after his victory of BJ Penn.

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Clay's NFL Playoff Predictions

By: Clay

Round One

• 5 Steelers over 4 Broncos
• 6 Bengals over 3 Texans
• 4 Giants over  5 Falcons
• 3 Saints over 6 Lions

Round Two

• 1 Patriots over 6 Bengals
• 2 Ravens over 5 Steelers
• 4 Giants over 1 Packers
• 3 Saints over 2 49ers

Conference Championships

• 2 Ravens over 1 Patriots
• 4 Giants over 3 Saints

Super Bowl

• Giants over Ravens

Espinosa Redemption Arrives

Topps didn't waste any time processing their Danny Espinosa auto's from 2011 Topps Chrome. Still waiting on my 2010 Topps UFC Knock Out Anderson Silva auto? Does he not know how to write is name? Perhaps I should ask Uncle Chael to go down to Sao Paulo and make him sign it over a steak dinner. MEDIUM RARE!

'11 Fantasy Football Champion Crowned

By: Clay

A big hearty congratulatory toot toot goes out to Josh Davis and his team "The Foot Fist Way", as he captured his first ever Sports Jerks Fantasy Football Championship. Davis entered the playoffs as the three seed with a 9-4 record. Josh's team was led by Cam Newton, Megatron, and Ray Rice.

Schimmy's team, Schimmy and my team, Fabulous Flocculence finished second and third respectivly.

"Chael's Corner" Sneak Peak from Fuel TV's UFC Tonight

Catch UFC Tonight every Tuesday at 9CT on Fuel TV (channel 618 on Directv) starting January 3rd.

Into the new year

By: Clay

Last year Sports Jerks performed like we had borrowed some PED's from Ryan Braun. Then September came and we let Caleb Hanie run the blog. Big mistake.

I can't promise 2012 will be any better but I sure can say that it wont be any worse. I have some new cards to post, takes on the baseball offseason, Pujols, the Bears, the Blackhawks and of course UFC.

So here's to Clay Guida and Chael Sonnen title shots, the Cubs continued rebuilding, the Pujols effect on STL, a successful Bears draft and a Blackhawks Stanley Cup. .

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Mortal Kombat: Cubs Edition

By: Dustin

This may be a bit dorky, and it definitely exposes my affinity for the occasional shitty movies, but yesterday's announcement of Jim Hendry's firing reminds me of the ending of Mortal Kombat.

In case you haven't seen this cinematic masterpiece -- and I fully admit to having seen it dozens of times -- the whole gang is excited at the conclusion of the film. Why not? Liu Kang has just finished defeating the evil Shang Tsung, apparently saving the world as we know it and definitely saving the soul of his deceased brother and thousands of other unfortunate folks who died at the hands of the Outworld sorcerer.

Just as Liu Kang returns home with new friends Johnny Cage, Sonya Blade and Rayden, the sky darkens and an enormous Shao Kahn towers over them . . . making them aware that they very well might still be fucked.

So, in case you aren't too good with analogies, Liu Kang and his buddies represent the Cubs, while Shao Kahn represents . . . reality.

And the reality is this: the Cubs organization is a damn mess. It's not all Hendry's fault, either. A lot of it is -- and that's why he's officially out on his ass -- but if the Ricketts ownership is smart, it isn't close to done with this organizational retooling.

I'm not going to get into the horrible contracts Hendry has handed out in much the same fashion that older folks hand out that shitty orange- and black-wrapped peanut butter candy at Halloween; you can read that stuff everywhere. If you follow the team at all, you don't need to be reminded of the money spent on the likes of Alfonso Soriano and Milton Bradley.

The Cubs' problems run a lot deeper than just the decision making at the big-league level. This is an organization that seems to be coming up really short in the whole scouting and development process. If you look at who the Cubs have drafted during Hendry's tenure, which has been long enough for more than a few top draft picks to make it to the show, you'll likely come to the conclusion that Chicago's drafts have been wildly unsuccessful.

With injuries, a regular being dealt at what I consider to be a terribly mismanaged trade deadline, and a certain bat-shit crazy pitcher losing his marbles (again), you are now seeing just how little talent the Cubs had down on the farm at the beginning of the season. I know you may like the way kids like Darwin Barney and Tony Campana play . . . but if these are the best guys you have to call up, you've got some issues. Plus, most of the young pitchers to make their way to the majors have been less than impressive.

So talent evaluation at draft time and the lower-level development process seem to be lacking. Sure, Hendry oversees all of this stuff and he is ultimately responsible for hiring these people who, like him, don't seem to be all that great at their jobs, but they get paid and should be accountable like anybody else.

This team is going to spend some money this offseason. I'm sure some fans will insist the team's problems can be fixed in one winter, as long as a capable general manager is in place. It could happen, but don't hold your breath. It's not like Hendry wasn't allowed to throw money at the club's problems. He made plenty of good acquisitions, too, and it never really got this franchise over the hump. You have to be able to bring along some home-grown talent to succeed, unless you have the astronomical payroll that only a few clubs are afforded.

Because of that, I firmly believe this: until the new GM and the relatively new ownership weeds through the losers throughout the organization, a lot of the Cubs' problems will persist. Shao Kahn is still standing over you guys, laughing his ass off. You'd better hope Liu Kang and his buddies are up for a much larger fight.

UFC Schedule for coming months

By: Clay

By the way, yesterday's "Sniffle Sniffle" was our 500th post. I will celebrate by giving my self a good ol' reach around while I flog my dolphin. Check out what's coming from the UFC this Fall. HUGE cards.

Sniffle Sniffle

By: Clay

Hey Cubs fans, let's learn from this. We fall in love with players too quickly, as does our management and front office.

We placed Zambrano on a pedestal after the 2006 season when he posted monster stats, finished 5th in the Cy Young voting, won a Silver Slugger and became an All-Star for the second time. Big Z's 2006 stats look like this: 16-7, 214 IP, 3.41 ERA, 210 k's. Following the 2007 season, Z received a nice fat contract and hasn't done shit since. But we thought he was worth it because of what he did that season. Now, we couldn't get rid of him quick enough. We always excused his behavior by saying, "Oh, he's just a competitor. He wants to win". Well, I don't believe that's all. This guy has got some serious problems that aren't gonna be resolved by suspensions or trades. He needs some mental help and he needs it as a clause in a contract for any future employment. Or maybe just a prescription for Lexapro.

Apparently the current Cubs roster, the clubhouse is more relaxed and free of tension. So I doubt they would want to welcome him back if he does return. One option that could work is to trade Zambrano to San Francisco for Barry Zito. The Giants would also have to send about $46MM to help cover Zito since he is under contract through 2013. And I CLEARLY remember Cubs fans, including myself, hoping that Zito would sign with the Cubs after the 2006 season. At this point both guys are back end of the rotation guys.

They are a few other scenarios that could work out and you can read them here(http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2011/08/unloading-carlos-zambrano.html).

As much as I would like to win with Zambrano, it just can't happen. The Cubs had a window of opportunity to with with the core group of Z, Derrek Lee, Aramis Ramirez, Sammy Sosa, Kerry Wood, Ryan Dempster, Alfonso Soriano and Kosuke Fukudome from 2003 to 2008. The window has closed on these guys. Some have moved on, other remain because of unmovable contracts and poor performance. We have to move on from these guys. Let's build around Starlin Castro, Sean Marshall, Carlos Marmol and Matt Garza before it's too late. We can't keep this bad contract shit up and we sure as hell don't want to be the Yankees by keeping guys around years after they should have retired (Posada, Jeter, Rivera...).

I don't really now what to say. Same Old Shit. From me. From the Cubs players. From the front office. From the Fans. I don't know why we bitch about it. Apparently we like the misery because we aure as hell aren't doing anything about it.

We choked in 2003, underperformed in 2004, had the league MVP in Derrek Lee in 2005(I will NEVER let that go), and then laid too big, stinking piles of shit in the 2007 and 2008 playoffs...with basically the same core group. See? There i go feeling sorry for myself. Thank Science it's football season. I'm in the mood to watch the Bears O-line give up a handful of sacks each game and see some kickoffs go out of the endzone. Well looky there, more things to bitch about.

Uh, Wha...?

The Cubs just beat the Reds last night to win their sixth in a row? Seriously, when did they win the other five?

Tito channels his inner Michael Scott

Now What, Captain Shit Dick

By: Clay

The Cubs were desperate to move the majority of their bad contracts, get younger, set themselves up to make offers to Pujols or Fielder in the offseason and compete in a winnable 2012 NL Central division. So what happened? Fukudome was sent to Cleveland, The Pirates asked about Geo Soto(not for sale according to Hendry), were linked to Aramis Ramirez and took a look at Carlos Pena(as did the Diamondbacks). The Cubs dangled Carlos Zambrano in front of the Yankees, who laughed and decided they would take their chances with Bartolo Colon. Marlon Byrd was also available but the rest of the league already knew what the Cubs didn't and that is that Byrd is a fourth outfielder, not an everyday player.

While deals can still be made through waivers, I would assume most of these guys to be around for next season.

Carlos Pena is cheap enough and hasn't really done anything to prove he is worth a larger contract from another team. The power came about Mayish but the avg is still shit. However, he is a cheap enough option that if the Cubs can't sign Prince Fielder or Albert Pujols in the off season, Pena could do the trick at first.

Carlos Zambrano almost figures to be a part of the 2012 Cubs unless the Cubs decide to settle VERY low on a trade. The Cubbies will certainly have to shell out the vast majority of what is owed to him if a trade did go down. On the bright side, if Big Z does stay on the North Side for the 2012 season, his '13 option will not happen(Option guaranteed if Cy Young (1st or 2nd in 2011 or 2012 top 4) and healthy] at completion of 2012 season). Booyah.

The defense Aramis Ramirez plays is just like that of a young Scott Rolen. NOT! A-Ram will not be around for the 2012 season. His 2012 option looks like this: Option becomes guaranteed if player wins one MVP from 2007-2011(sadly, no), places 2nd or 3rd in MVP twice from 2007-2011(...uh-uh), or wins LCS MVP(sigh), or is an AllStar 3 times from 2007-2011, or is traded and exercises 2011 opt). Aramis would have, and I guess still can, get a $1 mil bonus if he gets traded this season. I'm not sure if that applies after the trade deadline but I don't see why it wouldn't. Prospect Josh Vitters doesn't seem to be making much progress and more than likely will not be ready to play third at the major league level for 2012. However, I don't see any reason as to why he isn't getting a shot right now since this season is shit. More on that later.

The Cubs feel confident that Alfonso Soriano will be moved to an AL DH position by the beginning of the 2012 season, of course eating a LARGE portion of the salary. This is part of the reason they don't mind keeping Marlon Byrd around. Seriously, they've started him this long so they may as well keep him to replace Soriano. Plus, the Cubs organization likes the type of player that Byrd is.

As far as the rest of the team goes, I see Geovany Soto, Sean Marshall, Starlin Castro, Matt Garza and Carlos Marmol as the "untouchables". Decent starting catchers are hard to come by and I don't see any reason to move Geovany Soto until the Cubs are sure about Wellington Castillo. Seriously, no one wants Koyie Hill to start. Hopefully it isn't too late for the Cubs to realize that Sean Marshall should be starting. I don't even have to address why Castro is safe. Marmol is lights out most times and is signed through 2013. And considering the other options *cough* Grabow, Samardzija, Kid K *cough*...nuff said. If only Matt Garza got run support. What a Beast.

Jeff Baker I could go either way on. I like that he plays every position but guys like that are a dime a dozen as evident by the St. Louis Cardinals roster.

Blake DeWitt, PLEASE GO AWAY!

Reed Johnson is an ok 4th outfielder. Please Cubs fans, he doesn't need to start. He isn't good enough to be an everyday player. Your brains are clouded by Old Style and Roosevelt Brown.

Darwin Barney...will come back down to earth. But while he's hot, fine by me.

Randy Wells, Rodrigo Lopez, James Russell, Ramon Ortiz. Would YOU want these guys on your team? Fuck no.

Tony Campana, DJ LeMahieu, Lou Montanez...Who are you guys and what's wrong with our farm system. Is it too soon to bring up that Gretzky kid and have him lay down some bunts?

Ryan Dempster is a bit of an ass. He campaigned for Mike Quade last season and then to turn his back on Quade and throw a fucking tantrum about a month ago when he was pulled after 87 pitches... come on man. The roster had injuries up and down the list and Dumpster had just missed a start with back soreness. Dempster has been a great pitcher for the Cubs when compared to other Cubs pitchers during his tenure. When it's all said and done, Dempster is a above average closer and an above average starter. Then again, we can say the same for Armando Benitez and Carl Pavano. And who really wants those two as their teams closer and number one starter?

As for Mike Quade, he is managing game as if his career depends on it...because it does. Unfortunately, Quade is banking on wins and losses as the deciding factor for future employers, when he should actually be showing that he can develop and win with young talent. Let's face it, Quade wasn't given a team he could win with (which is why I think Ryne Sandberg wasn't given the job), therefore, he hasn't been given a fair chance to be judged by the players and fans. I say bring him back next season and maybe just get rid of Jim Hendry.

It's gonna take some money and a few bold moves to make the Cubs a contender for the 2012 NL Central. They posses the foundation to build a winning team. Also, I believe it's time for a new stadium. As great as Wrigley is, it's such a pain in the ass to get to, maneuver around in and the most obvious reason is because the Cubs can't FUCKING win there!

2011 Allen and Ginter Mysterious Figures

This is definetly my favorite A&G mini set of all time, The World's Most Mysterious Figures!

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